Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon1
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Sync & corrections by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com
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<i>Principal vagina here.
Don't let the name fool you.</i>
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<i>I'm very much in charge reminding you that tonight</i>
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<i>is our annual flu season dance.</i>
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<i>I don't know how many times I have to say this,</i>
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<i>but if you have the flu, stay home.</i>
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Hey.
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<i>The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration.</i>
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<i>You don't bring dead babies to passover.</i>
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Okay. Here we go.
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Hey, Jessica.
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Uh...
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What's up, Morty?
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What are you doing?
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Um...
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Wait, wait.
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Were you about to talk... to her?
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Well... I mean, I was thinking about it.
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Dude, stay in your league.
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Look at how hot she is.
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You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district
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Gee, thanks, Brad.
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I throw balls far.
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You want good words?
Date a languager.
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Try not to worry about it, Morty.
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You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now,
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You're missing the point, dad.
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I don't want girls.
I want Jessica.
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