Друзья сезон 1 серия 1

friends season 1 episode 1

Уорнер Бразерс (Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

There's nothing to tell.

It's just some guy I work with.

You're going out with the guy.

There has to be something wrong with him.

All right, Joey.

Be nice.

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.

Okay, everybody relax.

This is not even a date.

It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me.

I'm in high school, in the cafeteria..

and I realize I'm totally naked.

I've had that dream.

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone..


- Instead of

- That's right!

Never had that one.

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

What do I do?

Everyone starts looking at me.

They weren't looking at you before?

Finally, I figure

I'd better answer it.

And it turns out it's my mother.

Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.


He says, "Hello,"

I want to kill myself.

You okay?

I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth..

- and tied it around my neck.

- Cookie?

Carol moved her stuff out today.

- Let me get you some coffee.

- Thanks.

No, don't!

Stop cleansing my aura.

- Just leave my aura alone, okay?

- Fine, be murky.

- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy.

- No, you don't.

No, I don't.

To hell with her. She left me!

You never knew she was a lesbian?

No! Okay?

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know.

How should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

I told Mom and Dad last night.

They took it pretty well.

Oh, really?

So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing..

"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number?


Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

You're angry.

You're hurting.

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Strip joints!

Hey, you're single.

Have some hormones.

But I don't want to be single, okay?

I just want to be married again.

And I just want a million dollars!

- Rachel?

- Oh, Monica! Thank God!

I went to your building..

and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here, and you are.

- Can I get you some coffee?

- Decaf.

Everybody, this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor.

This is everybody.

Chandler and Phoebe..