Патрик Кинг (Patrick King)Two weeks ago, I had my picture taken. Look up. Good, good. It was a promotional photo for my column. scheduled to run on the side of a bus. I had misgivings. which were somewhat mollified when they told me I could keep the dress. Friday night. In lieu of any actual social life of their own. Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte had all stopped by. to live vicariously through my first official date with Mr. Big. Carrie! Honey, it's fabulous. Bravo. It's tits on toast, baby, but you make it work. Let's just say it. It's the naked dress. You're obviously gonna have sex tonight. - Come on. It's our first date. - She's not gonna have sex. - She's just gonna look like sex. - That's right. I'm just the trailer. Please.
If it happens, it happens.- Bottoms up. - Wait a second. I thought you were serious about this guy. You can't sleep with him on the first date. Here she goes again with "The Rules." The women who wrote that book wrote it because they couldn't get laid. so they constructed this whole bullshit theory. to make women who can get laid feel bad. But if you're serious about a guy, then you have to keep him. in a holding pattern for at least five dates. - You've gone up. - Yes. because the number of dates you wait to have sex with a man. is directly proportional to your age. Forget the math. Just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine. - Third date. - Too soon. Reality check. A guy can just as easily dump you. if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
When have you ever been on a tenth date? And by then, at least you're emotionally involved. I mean, isn't it better to find out if the sex is good right off the bat. before anybody's feelings get hurt? - It's okay to have hurt feelings. - And you always handle those so well. Well, there is something to be said for restraint. - When did you become such a Victorian? - The Victorians were onto something. They valued romance. True romance cannot exist without good sex. And yet you can have good sex with someone you don't like or respect. or even remember. All right. Well, ladies, I'm just going to dinner. - Good night. - Bye! Have fun! Bye! The truth is, I was dying to sleep with him. but isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity? Interesting dress.