Sex and the city 1-11

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New York City is all about sex. People getting it. People trying to get it. And people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid. But if you ever actually do manage to get someone in bed. the real fun begins. That's the kind with nuts in it. We love our nuts. After sleeping together for many weeks. Mr. Big and I had gotten comfortable enough to really sleep together. It was nice. It was the way. I'd always dreamed it could be. - Good morning. - Morning. Was that you? Oh, my God. I think it might be worse under there. Shut up! I hadn't dressed so quickly since the time. I was caught in the boy's dorm sophomore year. - Wait. Don't you want some coffee? - Oh, gosh. I'm late for a thing.

Oh, my God. I was mortified. I didn't call him the rest of the day. I tried to lose myself in work, but every time I stopped to think. - Oh, God. - I'd relive my hell all over again. The next day, I realized how childish I was behaving. I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach. complete and utter denial. I saw the Met is opening a new Goya exhibit. Do you want to go this Saturday? Sure. Could you get me some more duck sauce, please? I most certainly can. Oh, and we have to stop and see the Renoirs. I love the Renoirs. There's a moment in every relationship where romance gives way to reality. You know. You know what? I'm exhausted. You mind if we just call it a night? Okay? Sure. Good night.

'Night. That was the first night we slept together and didn't make love. By the middle of the next week, it was three times in a row. and I was beginning to worry. Three times? Try three months. - No. - Yes. Now would be a good time to wipe that horrified look off your face. I'm sorry, sweetie. I just. I didn't know. Where have I been? You've been having sex. I've been at Blockbuster renting videos. It's tragic. I'm like two rentals away from a free pound a Gummy Bears. Relax. You're just in a dry spell. I can't believe you said that. You're all freaked out about three times. I'm talking three months. That's different. Not doing it when you're with someone means much more. than not doing it when you're not with someone.